Hey, my name's Microsft. Are you from Tennessee?
Do you like raisins? Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? Are you French?
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Do you know CPR? Because you are taking my breath away! Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme?
Are you a time traveler? I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art. It doesn't have your in it.
And hey, sometimes that's all you need to break the ice. Is your name Google? Did your get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
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I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. Because you got my interest.
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Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical. You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night. Feel my shirt.
Cause I see you in my future! I was wondering if you had an extra heart.
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Sure, they're cheesy, corny, cute and even a little bit dirty sorry, we had to throw a Harry Potter pick up line in therebut in the end, they're all funny and a few are hilarious. Do you have a map? Because you seem Wright for me.
I just scraped my knee falling for you. Can I crash at your place tonight? Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless. Is this the Hogwarts Express?
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I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together. Because Eiffel for you. Did you just come out of the oven? I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living? Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?
Do you have a BandAid?
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Are you a parking ticket? What are your other two wishes? Because mine was just stolen.