Rude and outrageous chat-up lines
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get! Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? Cause obviously you landed on your face.
You smell like trash, may I take you out? I said u look really fat in those pants!
You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts. Offensive Pick Up Lines Don't get offended, never mind, we don't care. Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.
Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend? I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Try one of these inappropriate lines! My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
Let's face it. If you were a car door, I would slam you all night!
Do you like to dance? Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Is your date being a pain? Next.
I'm hot, you're hot and we both know you got a crush on me. Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.
30 best offensive pick up lines
You look fabulous! Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Funny Cheesy Comebacks. Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf?